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Horrific abuse in retail stores that no-one cares about is revealed. Warning graphic detail.
A mum recently posted online her outrage and disgust at a store mannequin that was glamorously sporting the latest in G-strings and bra’s. Calls for the display to be promptly dismantled and soundly cancelled for promoting overt sexuality have been made on social media. Telarah Times investigative reporters have uncovered the other side of the…
New government policies aimed at assisting older working people outlined.
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing the high unemployment rate for older persons. This innovative scheme will be known as RAPE…
A Christmas tale
Californian governor Gavin Newsom has asked for residents to be mindful when leaving out the traditional plate of cookies and milk for Santa after a series of incidents last festive season that derailed deliveries. Some rascally residents left out their edibles for Santa who suffered some unfortunate mishaps after visiting the golden state back in…
The darkest hour is before dawn
REM might have been onto something with this song. It’s the end of the world as we know it. All the way back in 1987 a weird band smoked a ton of dope and penned a song that has resonated with generations. Then they coughed up a lung and decided to do something else off…
Farmers and breeding
When you’re from a farm, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbour’s farm and knocked on the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mum home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town” “How about your brother, Howard? Is…
Albo announces lunar panels and more
In the drive for more renewable technology to be implemented the prime minister has announced that lunar panel technology will be funded by the federal government in a first ever deal between climate scientists, braindead idealists, and the CSIRO. The PM said that charging EV’s overnight had some initial issues revolving around the sun not…
Preserving History
The Rio Tinto thing with blowing up the Juukan Gorge caves to make a road to their mine got raised in parliament. Juukan Gorge was destroyed in 2020 and it was all perfectly legal. That doesn’t make it morally or ethically right. Preserving human history wherever and whenever possible is an important thing in the…
Albo explains his plan to Aussies
The prime minister, Anthony Albanese has delivered his plan to reshape Australia into a more diverse, tolerant, and vibrant country. He held a press conference to outline his bold and brave plan that will enhance the lives of every Australian … ever. Rocking a glamorous outfit of jeans, shirt, belt, shoes, and a nice Akubra…
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Thank you for responding to my post! I enjoyed browsing your site! It seems we are on the same page of things we like to discuss and read! I will continue to follow your work!
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Thank you.
Even better is when we can agree to disagree. It makes things better. You have some interesting articles and points of view which provoke thought.
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The use of English language in Australia kind of revealed a huge part of everyday mystery to me. It’s exhilarating to think of your normal day as a widespread search for the real meaning behind the words said by these indviduals around you. Of course, their interests and behaviour can be interpreted, in order to predict the next words or their line of actions, but still, you might have it harder than me, since my mother-tongue does have a kink of providing a very clear system to narrow things down verbally. It’s useful for work, but horrible for the use of common-sense- knowledge, and simple deduction. That may be a point where all the human beings in all these countries think, act, and comprehend things differently, and even have gifts they all are just taking for granted, including me.
Would be great if these gifts could be identified to use them for our all well-being and development.
Philo. Greetings,
Ventusator
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Thank you for your support of my blogs!
I appreciate your response!
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I think your Covid things has potential but it does not quite hit the high points of the song choral. It still is a lot better than I could come up with for mocking the Powers that be.
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Thanks
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