Preserving History
The Rio Tinto thing with blowing up the Juukan Gorge caves to make a road to their mine got raised in parliament. Juukan Gorge was destroyed in 2020 and it was all perfectly legal. That doesn’t make it morally or ethically right. Preserving human history wherever and whenever possible isContinue reading “Preserving History”
Albo explains his plan to Aussies
The prime minister, Anthony Albanese has delivered his plan to reshape Australia into a more diverse, tolerant, and vibrant country. He held a press conference to outline his bold and brave plan that will enhance the lives of every Australian … ever. Rocking a glamorous outfit of jeans, shirt, belt,Continue reading “Albo explains his plan to Aussies”
Wind turbines and continental drift
An extensive study into continental drift, plate tectonics, and renewable energy technology has found another reason to push harder with the implementation of wind farms. It has been found that wind farms do more than generate free energy, they keep the continents from moving. The thinktank, Factual Air Research TrustContinue reading “Wind turbines and continental drift”
Schoolkids
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her more precocious students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what exactly is your problem?’ Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd gradeContinue reading “Schoolkids”
Politicians explained
This pretty well sums up the MP’s of today. An elderly farmer was in the ER having stitches put in his hand due to an accident with a piece of machinery. The doctor carrying out the procedure struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the conversation got aroundContinue reading “Politicians explained”
A huge pain in the arse
This is one from way back in February 2022 in a Telarah Times article. For some people the need to be the best at something will drive them to great lengths to acquire this status. It’s when you combine this desire for excellence with two or more hobbies that problemsContinue reading “A huge pain in the arse”
Don’t mess with old people
The IRS decided to audit Grandpa and summoned him to their office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’mContinue reading “Don’t mess with old people”
The tale of Paddy and Bessie
A farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company’s hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy. ‘Didn’t you say to the police at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?’ asked the solicitor. Paddy responded: ‘Well, I’llContinue reading “The tale of Paddy and Bessie”
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