Albo explains his plan to Aussies

The prime minister, Anthony Albanese has delivered his plan to reshape Australia into a more diverse, tolerant, and vibrant country. He held a press conference to outline his bold and brave plan that will enhance the lives of every Australian … ever.

Rocking a glamorous outfit of jeans, shirt, belt, shoes, and a nice Akubra hat the PM revealed his plan for Australia.

‘There are known knowns, these are things we know. We also know there are known unknowns, we know there are some things we do not know but know they are unknown. But there are also unknown unknowns.  If we don’t know what we don’t know then the knowns may be unknown unless you know what you don’t know unless you know the unknown knowns of it.’ he said in his  opening comments before outlining his unknown plan.

‘I grew up in public housing and feel deeply for all Australians in hardship in these trying times. Many feel that my constant travel and cash handouts to other countries is wrong when we have so many in need here. It is our moral obligation to support other countries and provide their leaders with your wealth.

We have many policies planned, too many to mention now, but rest assured that these policies are known unknowns in that we will know these policies when we announce them. Once we have made all the unknowns known then you will know that we know the unknown and that it will be for all Australians.’

No-one is sure what the PM was saying but enjoyed applauded him on his vision.

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