Aussie Essays

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Welcome to Aussie Essays! You can read an amazing amount of crap I write on a variety of subjects. Scroll down for some funny video clips also.

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Farmers and breeding

When you’re from a farm, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbour’s farm and knocked on the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mum home?” said the farmer.                             “No, they went to town”           “How about your brother, Howard? Is…

Albo announces lunar panels and more

In the drive for more renewable technology to be implemented the prime minister has announced that lunar panel technology will be funded by the federal government in a first ever deal between climate scientists, braindead idealists, and the CSIRO. The PM said that charging EV’s overnight had some initial issues revolving around the sun not…

Preserving History

The Rio Tinto thing with blowing up the Juukan Gorge caves to make a road to their mine got raised in parliament. Juukan Gorge was destroyed in 2020 and it was all perfectly legal. That doesn’t make it morally or ethically right. Preserving human history wherever and whenever possible is an important thing in the…

Albo explains his plan to Aussies

The prime minister, Anthony Albanese has delivered his plan to reshape Australia into a more diverse, tolerant, and vibrant country. He held a press conference to outline his bold and brave plan that will enhance the lives of every Australian … ever. Rocking a glamorous outfit of jeans, shirt, belt, shoes, and a nice Akubra…

Wind turbines and continental drift

An extensive study into continental drift, plate tectonics, and renewable energy technology has found another reason to push harder with the implementation of wind farms. It has been found that wind farms do more than generate free energy, they keep the continents from moving. The thinktank, Factual Air Research Trust (FART) released their findings on…


A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her more precocious students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry,  what exactly is your problem?’ Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is!  I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!’   Ms.Brooks finally had enough. She took…

Politicians explained

This pretty well sums up the MP’s of today. An elderly farmer was in the ER having stitches put in his hand due to an accident with a piece of machinery. The doctor carrying out the procedure struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the conversation got around to politicians and their role…

A huge pain in the arse

This is one from way back in February 2022 in a Telarah Times article. For some people the need to be the best at something will drive them to great lengths to acquire this status. It’s when you combine this desire for excellence with two or more hobbies that problems can sometimes be encountered. It…

Don’t mess with old people

The IRS decided to audit Grandpa and summoned him to their office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling.  I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.’ I’m…

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6 thoughts on “Aussie Essays

  1. Thank you for responding to my post! I enjoyed browsing your site! It seems we are on the same page of things we like to discuss and read! I will continue to follow your work!

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    1. Thank you.
      Even better is when we can agree to disagree. It makes things better. You have some interesting articles and points of view which provoke thought.


  2. The use of English language in Australia kind of revealed a huge part of everyday mystery to me. It’s exhilarating to think of your normal day as a widespread search for the real meaning behind the words said by these indviduals around you. Of course, their interests and behaviour can be interpreted, in order to predict the next words or their line of actions, but still, you might have it harder than me, since my mother-tongue does have a kink of providing a very clear system to narrow things down verbally. It’s useful for work, but horrible for the use of common-sense- knowledge, and simple deduction. That may be a point where all the human beings in all these countries think, act, and comprehend things differently, and even have gifts they all are just taking for granted, including me.
    Would be great if these gifts could be identified to use them for our all well-being and development.
    Philo. Greetings,

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  3. I think your Covid things has potential but it does not quite hit the high points of the song choral. It still is a lot better than I could come up with for mocking the Powers that be.

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