Farmers and breeding

When you’re from a farm, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbour’s farm and knocked on the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mum home?” said the farmer.                             “No, they went to town”           “How about your brother, Howard? IsContinue reading “Farmers and breeding”

Albo announces lunar panels and more

In the drive for more renewable technology to be implemented the prime minister has announced that lunar panel technology will be funded by the federal government in a first ever deal between climate scientists, braindead idealists, and the CSIRO. The PM said that charging EV’s overnight had some initial issues revolving around the sun notContinue reading “Albo announces lunar panels and more”

Preserving History

The Rio Tinto thing with blowing up the Juukan Gorge caves to make a road to their mine got raised in parliament. Juukan Gorge was destroyed in 2020 and it was all perfectly legal. That doesn’t make it morally or ethically right. Preserving human history wherever and whenever possible is an important thing in theContinue reading “Preserving History”

Albo explains his plan to Aussies

The prime minister, Anthony Albanese has delivered his plan to reshape Australia into a more diverse, tolerant, and vibrant country. He held a press conference to outline his bold and brave plan that will enhance the lives of every Australian … ever. Rocking a glamorous outfit of jeans, shirt, belt, shoes, and a nice AkubraContinue reading “Albo explains his plan to Aussies”

Wind turbines and continental drift

An extensive study into continental drift, plate tectonics, and renewable energy technology has found another reason to push harder with the implementation of wind farms. It has been found that wind farms do more than generate free energy, they keep the continents from moving. The thinktank, Factual Air Research Trust (FART) released their findings onContinue reading “Wind turbines and continental drift”


A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her more precocious students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry,  what exactly is your problem?’ Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is!  I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!’   Ms.Brooks finally had enough. She tookContinue reading “Schoolkids”

Politicians explained

This pretty well sums up the MP’s of today. An elderly farmer was in the ER having stitches put in his hand due to an accident with a piece of machinery. The doctor carrying out the procedure struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the conversation got around to politicians and their roleContinue reading “Politicians explained”

Don’t mess with old people

The IRS decided to audit Grandpa and summoned him to their office.  The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.  The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling.  I’m not sure the IRS findsContinue reading “Don’t mess with old people”

The tale of Paddy and Bessie

A farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company’s hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy. ‘Didn’t you say to the police at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?’ asked the solicitor. Paddy responded: ‘Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I’dContinue reading “The tale of Paddy and Bessie”