The darkest hour is before dawn

REM might have been onto something with this song. It’s the end of the world as we know it. All the way back in 1987 a weird band smoked a ton of dope and penned a song that has resonated with generations. Then they coughed up a lung and decided to do something else off

Farmers and breeding

When you’re from a farm, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbour’s farm and knocked on the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mum home?” said the farmer.                             “No, they went to town”           “How about your brother, Howard? Is

Albo announces lunar panels and more

In the drive for more renewable technology to be implemented the prime minister has announced that lunar panel technology will be funded by the federal government in a first ever deal between climate scientists, braindead idealists, and the CSIRO. The PM said that charging EV’s overnight had some initial issues revolving around the sun not

Cartoons and stuff

Preserving History

The Rio Tinto thing with blowing up the Juukan Gorge caves to make a road to their mine got raised in parliament. Juukan Gorge was destroyed in 2020 and it was all perfectly legal. That doesn’t make it morally or ethically right. Preserving human history wherever and whenever possible is an important thing in the

Albo explains his plan to Aussies

The prime minister, Anthony Albanese has delivered his plan to reshape Australia into a more diverse, tolerant, and vibrant country. He held a press conference to outline his bold and brave plan that will enhance the lives of every Australian … ever. Rocking a glamorous outfit of jeans, shirt, belt, shoes, and a nice Akubra

Wind turbines and continental drift

An extensive study into continental drift, plate tectonics, and renewable energy technology has found another reason to push harder with the implementation of wind farms. It has been found that wind farms do more than generate free energy, they keep the continents from moving. The thinktank, Factual Air Research Trust (FART) released their findings on

Schoolkids

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her more precocious students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry,  what exactly is your problem?’ Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is!  I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!’   Ms.Brooks finally had enough. She took

Politicians explained

This pretty well sums up the MP’s of today. An elderly farmer was in the ER having stitches put in his hand due to an accident with a piece of machinery. The doctor carrying out the procedure struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the conversation got around to politicians and their role

Don’t mess with old people

The IRS decided to audit Grandpa and summoned him to their office.  The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.  The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling.  I’m not sure the IRS finds