Schoolkids

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her more precocious students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry,  what exactly is your problem?’ Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is!  I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!’   Ms.Brooks finally had enough. She tookContinue reading “Schoolkids”

Politicians explained

This pretty well sums up the MP’s of today. An elderly farmer was in the ER having stitches put in his hand due to an accident with a piece of machinery. The doctor carrying out the procedure struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the conversation got around to politicians and their roleContinue reading “Politicians explained”

Don’t mess with old people

The IRS decided to audit Grandpa and summoned him to their office.  The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.  The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling.  I’m not sure the IRS findsContinue reading “Don’t mess with old people”

The tale of Paddy and Bessie

A farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company’s hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy. ‘Didn’t you say to the police at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?’ asked the solicitor. Paddy responded: ‘Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I’dContinue reading “The tale of Paddy and Bessie”