Wind turbines and continental drift

An extensive study into continental drift, plate tectonics, and renewable energy technology has found another reason to push harder with the implementation of wind farms. It has been found that wind farms do more than generate free energy, they keep the continents from moving.

The thinktank, Factual Air Research Trust (FART) released their findings on how to combat continental drift in a tweet and a Facebook post to be peer reviewed by anyone who believes social media.

England has welcomed the findings as they don’t want to get any closer to France. The rest of Europe is not happy as they are mostly landlocked and can’t get away from their neighbours. China rejects the news as it wants Taiwan to reunify, and continental drift would help with this. Australia is really keen as they want to move closer to Antarctica to combat global warming.  

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